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These are some lies we made up about Bristol.
A cyclop has purportedly been noticed on a handful of instances gardening in the side garden of a mobile home in Bristol.
An extremely large mole can regularly be seen pulling a cadaver through some bushes in Central Square Historic District late in the night.
A large bloodcurdling dragon has from time to time been spotted by Ayers Island Dam late at night gazing at the water.
An extraterrestrial from space is now and then noticed climbing out of Foster Swamp drenched in dirty water in the early morning hours.
A very large budgerigar is rumored to have been spotted on a handful of occasions hunting with a rifle in George Duncan State Forest late at night.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship may sometimes be seen after midnight admiring Rogers Ledge.
Issac Newton has often been seen on the peak of Alexander Hill at midnight glancing at the vista.
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Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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