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These are some lies we made up about Bradford.
A gargantuan addax came into view by Andrew Brook sobbing.
A space man from Venus was distinguished camping in Bradford Pines State Forest at midnight.
The phantom of a grower wearing a worn straw hat was witnessed in a rubber boat on Kezar Lake trying to utter something. The ghost did not mind that there was somebody other there. According to what the residents declare, this phantom enjoys scaring foolhardy people who have the guts to disturb the tranquility in Bradford.
A youthful girl sporting a blood-splattered prom dress has regularly been distinguished attempting to grasp something in John Hay National Wildlife Refuge at night. A lot of local residents claim this ghost loves frightening foolish people who come searching for ghosts in Bradford.
A lady with a sea-green face is repeatedly observed by Chadwick Meadows Marsh reflecting. Locals here say that this phantom can be the spirit of a local who died here in Bradford a long time ago.
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Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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