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These are some lies we made up about Bow.
A frightening skeleton can sometimes be noticed glugging down water from Garvin Falls after midnight. Regardless of what folks express, it's a chilling ghost that is rather not interrupted.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer has often been distinguished nosing around in mailboxes at midnight in Bow.
An martian tourist from the cosmos is repeatedly spotted by Great Meadows looking scary.
A man that shifted shape into a vampire has purportedly been made out on one or two instances in Concord Civic District late in the night burying a cadaver by a big boulder.
A glowing human character can often be spotted in Walker State Forest late in the night climbing a big tree. Folks who have seen this phantom assert this phantom may be a distinguished past dweller of Bow. One thing's for sure, it's undeniably a frightening phantom that you would not want to come across before dawn.
The ghost of a youthful man having on a denim jacket
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may be noticed repeatedly musicalizing on a fiddle in a Bow home. Locals here allege that this phantom is the stressed soul of a long departed Bow local person.
A massive budgerigar has once in a while been spotted in Ash Brook flinging pebbles.
Napoleon Bonaparte is every now and then perceived around midnight fluttering across Concord
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Plains.
A headless gentleman has supposedly been seen on numerous instances in a mirror in a Bow apartment; the phantom was only observable in the mirror. A local man says that this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Bow in the past. Well, this ghost undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy may from time to time be seen staring at the water by China Dam late in the night.
The ghost of a dentist with a bloody uniform was seen in a flat right next door to Bow. The ghost spoke of avenging a homicide.
A space invader came into view downing apple juice up on the summit of Broken Ground.
A giant parakeet was distinguished looking for a glove by a parked vehicle in a Bow parking lot before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Bow
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Ghost Sightings From Bow
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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