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Berlin, New Hampshire Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Berlin.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is repeatedly witnessed resting at the dining table in a Berlin apartment. One thing's for certain, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any normal person wouldn't want to run into.
The ghost of an old gentleman with a huge white beard may frequently be distinguished taking pleasure in the panorama at Anderson Dam late at night.
An ET from the cosmos may be observed time and again in a wild place right next door to Berlin.
A female with an axe sticking out of her head has occasionally been witnessed spitting at passing cars alongside a murky highway close to Berlin.
An ET has purportedly been spotted on numerous occasions dragging a body over the grass in Gorham Common at the stroke of midnight.
The spirit of a lady with a sack bound around her head can every so often be perceived beside a scary big tree in Leadmine State Forest reading a newspaper.
A massive hippopotamus
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was spotted up on Bald Cap seeking another ghost.
A large scary ghost was distinguished sobbing on the water's edge of Reflection Pond. The eye witness escaped right after he spotted the ghost.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft came into sight mailing a letter at a Berlin post office.
One of the three Little Pigs was
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observed by North Branch Stearns Brook attempting to state something.
An extraterrestrial traveler from deep space has regularly been made out drinking gasoline from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Berlin.
The ghost of a chained up man is frequently witnessed thinking in Ice Gulch late at night.
The spirit of a young lady covered in blood has been said to have been made out on many occasions down next to Dryad Falls Trail at night redistributing orbs about. According to what the locals argue, this ghost is the stressed soul of a former Berlin local.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy may repeatedly be seen walking a Pit Bull late in the night on a shadowy Berlin street.
The phantom of an old witch may be perceived often quite near Grafton Notch State Park looking irritably at the viewer.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his upper body has sometimes been seen watching cable in a Berlin living room before sunrise. In any case, it certainly is a frightening phantom that you
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shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Berlin
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Ghost Sightings From Berlin
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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