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A female with a moderately transparent body can occasionally be noticed smoking a pipe in Cochran Brook. In any case, this is a horrible phantom that any sensible person would not want to run into.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was made out swimming down at Campers Beach on a dark night. The phantom was gobbled up by the night after being perceived.
A huge zebu materialized after midnight gazing across Corkplain.
A space invader from another world came into view after midnight ascending out of Evas Marsh drenched in filth.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship was noticed on a dark night pursuing a passing Buick on a shadowy highway in the neighborhood of Bennington.
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The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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