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These are some lies we made up about Belmont.
The ghost of a young female covered in blood is once in a while witnessed in the early morning hours floating down on Badger Brook. Regardless of what, it indisputably is a scary spirit that you would not want to encounter late in the night.
A Seismosaurus can every now and then be witnessed beside the waterfront at Sargent Lake facing the viewer.
An extremely large wolverine has frequently been distinguished gazing wrathfully at the viewer at Avery Dam before dawn.
A huge yak is repeatedly perceived in a mobile home in Belmont.
A man with a large hole through his chest has been witnessed on a handful of occasions in Bond Park at the stroke of midnight covering a body by a large rock.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury may regularly be made out at the water at Cass Point tossing rocks.
An enormous coyote can be observed over and over again axing down a big tree in C H Page State Forest on a dark night.
A guy with
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the head of a beast has once in a while been observed in a Belmont flat.
A space man from the cosmos has supposedly been observed on frequent occasions striding alongside a desolate highway near Belmont.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object can from time to time be seen up on the apex of Bean Hill downing motor
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oil.
A somewhat rotten human dead body was perceived taking a rest in a beanbag in a residence right next door to Belmont. This ghost is extremely active in this neighborhood; there have been several additional sightings of this particular ghost. According to the folks who live here, this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Belmont in the past. Whatever people articulate, this is an unsympathetic ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to bump into.
A giant puma became visible before sunrise sprinting after a passing Dodge on a murky road close to Belmont.
A female burning, carrying a kerosene tank was witnessed in the rear seat of a VW by the driver noticing the ghost in his rear view mirror at midnight. This is one of those spirits that is witnessed time and again around here.
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Ghost Sightings From Belmont
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Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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