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These are some lies we made up about Bedford.
The alien crew member of an alien spaceship can repeatedly be noticed monitoring the panorama from the highest spot of Beards Hill very late at night.
A very large guinea pig may be made out very often crawling out from a manhole on a Bedford lane after midnight.
The ghost of a man dressed as a gardener has once in a while been observed snooping in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Bedford. One of the folks who live here steadfastly declares that this phantom can be the spirit of a local who passed on here in Bedford before the present.
A huge cheetah is once in a while seen playing a piece of music on a guitar in a Bedford apartment.
An extraterrestrial explorer from space can occasionally be perceived going berserk in Amoskeag River Walk late in the night.
An ET from planet Jupiter has frequently been observed at Amoskeag Dam after midnight hollowing out a nook.
An alien from the cosmos is rumored to have been distinguished
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on a few instances drifting along Baboosic Brook at the stroke of midnight.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can frequently be spotted washing a blood-splattered bed sheet in Greggs Falls at night.
An martian vacationer from another part of the galaxy has once in a while been made out looking down into the water
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at High Point after midnight.
A space alien from planet Jupiter is from time to time perceived devouring a sandwich surrounded by the bushes of Litchfield State Forest.
An Allosaurus may now and then be perceived staring across The Pulpit before sunrise.
An ET from another part of the galaxy was seen in Great Cohas Swamp late in the night attempting to dump a corpse.
A giant wolf was noticed in a Bedford school at midnight wandering the corridors.
An alien became visible in a mirror in a Bedford house; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
A massive peccary was observed in a home next to Bedford.
A gargantuan kangaroo was seen in a Bedford area clothing store, walking the aisles.
A lady with a partly transparent body is regularly spotted right by the entrance to Callahan State Park struggling to touch something. Regardless of what, it's sure a menacing ghost that is preferably not messed with.
A huge warthog has been said to have been made out on frequent instances
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twinkling a lantern before sunrise by a road sign in Bedford.
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Ghost Sightings From Bedford
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Ghost Sightings From Bedford
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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