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An ET from outer space showed up around midnight floating along Albany Brook.
An enormous addax was witnessed trying to find somebody in Bartlett Experimental Forest late at night.
An extremely large eland materialized on a Bartlett residential road before dawn.
The spirit of a pregnant woman was distinguished hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Bartlett. Panicked by the watchers the ghost departed into the darkness. It's been argued that this exact ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Bartlett some time ago.
A giant mandrill was spotted glancing at the panorama from the top of Bartlett Haystack in the early morning hours.
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Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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