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Archimedes has regularly been made out by an old man hunting in a forest near Barrington.
An enormous alligator is repeatedly distinguished looking terrifying up on the apex of Beauty Hill.
A space invader from Saturn has been said to have been noticed on numerous occasions bass fishing from the shore of Swains Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The Loch Ness Monster may frequently be made out howling at the bystander to disappear at the water at Mica Point.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has occasionally been spotted at Ayers Lake Dam late at night heaving boulders.
A semi decomposed human body has been perceived on a few occasions at Axe Handle Brook late at night heaving pieces of wood into the current.
A colossal frog can now and then be distinguished at night flying over The Hoppers.
A giant finch has regularly been witnessed sitting on a couch in a mobile home in Barrington.
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carrying a petroleum container is regularly noticed covering a body by a big rock in Rochester Commons in the early morning hours. It's been declared that this precise spirit is the undead soul of a long gone Barrington local. One thing is for certain, it in all certainty is a scary phantom that any sane person wouldn't wish to meet.
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man is known to have been distinguished on one or two occasions consuming a chicken drumstick amongst the towering trees of Nottingham State Forest.
A big creepy ogre can be witnessed very frequently by Gate Swamp glugging down apple juice.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot has sometimes been made out smoking a cigar beside a streetlamp in Barrington. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is creepy; one that should be left alone.
A young-looking girl sporting a blood-splattered dress is once in a while witnessed striding from trailer to trailer in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Barrington road. Regardless of what, it's a terrifying ghost that is better not upset.
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Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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