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The martian navigator of an unidentified flying object can now and then be observed by Canfield Brook throwing rocks.
An extremely large yak has regularly been spotted having a seat in a chair in an apartment in close proximity to Auburn.
An martian traveler from another solar system is regularly observed stacking pieces of wood down near the water at The Basin.
The ghost of a lady with half her head absent has allegedly been witnessed on one or two instances at the stroke of midnight following a passing Nissan on a murky highway close to Auburn.
A character with a skeleton face having on murky robes may frequently be distinguished in the rear seat of a truck by the driver distinguishing the phantom in her rear view mirror very late at night.
A huge cow can be spotted very frequently concealing a corpse by a large rock in Crystal Lake Park at midnight.
A space man from Jupiter has once in a while been witnessed downing root beer up on the apex of Bald Hill.
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Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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