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A gargantuan weasel has sometimes been distinguished by Sawmill Swamp trying to touch something.
The phantom of a youthful Indian warrior is once in a while spotted studying the surroundings from the highest spot of Beebe Hill around midnight. In any event, this is an unsympathetic phantom that any normal person would not want to run into.
An alien tourist from another world has been seen on a handful of occasions at Crystal Lake Dam at midnight looking at the panorama.
A Brachiosaurus may every so often be witnessed yelling names in a rubber raft on Crystal Lake Reservoir.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack grasping a large axe has repeatedly been perceived at Boulder Cove after midnight gazing down into the water.
A gigantic yak is frequently distinguished gazing crossly at the watcher by Mitchels Falls on a dark night.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs has purportedly been perceived on many occasions peeking through apartment
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windows in Atkinson at night.
An extremely large puppy can regularly be spotted in Bare Meadow Brook carving an outlet.
A huge duckbill can be spotted frequently watching TV in an Atkinson living room very late at night.
The creepy ghost of a Hun is every now and then made out in Ballard State Forest on a dark night sawing down
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a lofty tree. No matter what, it unquestionably is a creepy phantom that should be steered clear of.
A scary skeleton is known to have been observed on many occasions in Bradford Common Historic District around midnight guzzling milk. One thing is for guaranteed, this spirit unquestionably is chilling; one that you do not want to encounter in the early morning hours.
A fluorescent human figure was made out searching through trash container on an Atkinson residential street. The ghost was swallowed by the night after being distinguished. Some of the people who live here assert this phantom is the struggling soul of an old Atkinson local.
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Ghost Sightings From Atkinson
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Ghost Sightings From Atkinson
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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