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The alien technician of an alien spacecraft may regularly be distinguished striding alongside a secluded road outside Ashuelot.
A Centrosaurus may be witnessed often hiding a cadaver by a sizeable rock in Loring Field after midnight.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy has every now and then been noticed trying to locate a map down at the waterfront at Ashuelot River Reservoir.
A space man from Pluto is occasionally observed up on the summit of Birch Point consuming a fish.
The ghost of a guy clad as a janitor is rumored to have been seen on several occasions sitting on a couch in a home outside Ashuelot.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashuelot
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Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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