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A space alien was seen staring at the water by Ashland Mill Dam at midnight.
A massive turtle showed up at a public phone in Ashland using the phone.
The spirit of a female with a sack fastened around her head was distinguished in Church Hill Wildlife Management Area late at night hauling a dead body across the ground. This specific ghost has been seen time and again in this zone. It's been asserted that this precise ghost is the undead spirit of an old Ashland resident. In any case, it's a chilling ghost that is rather not interrupted.
A big creepy ghost was seen howling in the middle of a secluded highway near Ashland around midnight. There are additional accounts on the subject of this phantom in the neighborhood.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman having on a confederate uniform was seen fishing from the shore of Jackson Pond very late at night. Further folks close by have had equivalent incidents with the same phantom.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashland
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A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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