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A space alien from another galaxy is once in a while witnessed repositioning orbs about by Evas Marsh.
Vincent van Gogh has been said to have been spotted on a small number of occasions flying across Corkplain around midnight.
The ghost of a young cowboy may every now and then be witnessed in a motor boat on Franklin Pierce Lake pointing at the viewer.
A very large chameleon is often perceived by Beard Brook shouting at the witness to go away.
A frightening being has supposedly been noticed on frequent occasions tossing chunks of concrete in Carpenter Marsh State Wildlife Management Area very late at night. People who have spotted this ghost assert this ghost is that of a person who lived here in Antrim a long time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Antrim
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Ghost Sightings From Antrim
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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