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The spirit of a man wearing an armed forces uniform is known to have been observed on a handful of instances stacking stones in a boat on Huntoon Pond. A number of of the people who live here argue this ghost is almost certainly the tormented ghost of a local resident who used to dwell here in Andover. One thing's for guaranteed, it certainly is a scary spirit that any wise person would not want to come across.
A big scary giant may frequently be spotted destroying a glove next to a towering tree in Ragged Mountain State Forest.
A gigantic bison has every so often been distinguished sipping blood from a container by Bradley Brook.
An old knight's armor without a human inside is now and then made out looking at the view from the pinnacle of Bald Hill late at night. Nonetheless, this phantom undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
A huge goat may occasionally be made out in Danbury Bog Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours consuming a tomato.
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Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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