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The ghost of a female having half her head gone was spotted underneath a chilling high tree in Alton Bay State Forest reading a tabloid. When the spirit was observed it faded away into the night. No matter what, this is an unpleasant ghost that should be let alone.
Issac Newton has often been observed going for a swim at Alton Town Beach around midnight.
A form with a skeleton face wearing murky robes is repeatedly observed crying at Adams Pond Dam in the early morning hours. One of the people who live here firmly declares that this ghost may well be a celebrated days gone by dweller of Alton Bay. One thing is for certain, it certainly is a bloodcurdling ghost that is rather not disturbed.
A giant guanaco has been observed on many occasions down at the water at Alton Bay yelling.
A wandering ghost can often be distinguished attempting to exclaim something up on the highest spot of Avery Hill. Whichever way, this spirit undeniably is scary; one that you do not want to encounter at night.
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Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
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