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These are some lies we made up about Alton.
The ghost of a young-looking woman having on a bloody wedding gown is every now and then seen next to a soaring tree in Alton Bay State Forest hurling rocks. Either way, it undeniably is a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't want to come across at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet has been observed on a handful of occasions piling rocks down next to the waterfront at Alton Town Beach.
A space alien from another galaxy may every so often be perceived looking at the surroundings at Adams Pond Dam after midnight.
The ghost of an eleven foot high enormous giant was perceived dining on a burger beside the water at Alton Bay. The watcher was terrified and fled. In any case, this ghost certainly is scary; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A space man was witnessed up on Avery Hill guzzling root beer.
The ghost of an adolescent girl appeared by Merrymeeting Marsh smoking a cigar. The phantom reacted
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to the witness. Residents argue that this ghost could be the soul of a resident who died here in Alton some decades ago.
A gargantuan musk-ox was perceived in McKinney Park before sunrise covering a dead body by a large boulder.
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Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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