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An extraterrestrial can regularly be made out floating down Bowers Brook in the early morning hours.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a sizeable mustache and an eye patch may be observed time and again yelling in Acworth Town Common before dawn.
The ghost of a flight attendant has occasionally been seen in Honey Brook State Forest before dawn gathering wood.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady is from time to time distinguished giving a conducted visit of Glovers Ledge to a group of ghosts late at night.
The spirit of a young female outfitted as a house keeper is known to have been spotted on numerous occasions at Bates Mill Pond Dam around midnight struggling to touch something.
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Ghost Sightings From Alstead
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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