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These are some lies we made up about York.
A space alien from another planet may regularly be seen striding through a building close to York.
A colossal chimpanzee can be made out over and over again at the water at Argo Point shouting at the observer to leave.
A space man has sometimes been seen in Banks Rock around midnight hurling pebbles.
A female with an axe sticking out of her head is sometimes made out at a public phone in York using the telephone. If you listen to the locals, this ghost is possibly the stressed ghost of a local resident who used to have a house here in York. In any case, it's sure a creepy spirit that you wouldn't want to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Hansel and Gretel's mom may once in a while be perceived by Boulter Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing at the water.
A huge jerboa was perceived on the shore of Briley Pond searching for an object.
Galileo became visible around midnight drifting down Barrell
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Farm Brook.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer was noticed smoking a pipe in Cape Neddick Park after midnight.
A space man from planet Saturn became visible reading a magazine beside the water's edge at Cape Neddick Beach.
An armor from the middle ages lacking a person inside was seen up on the apex of Mount Agamenticus
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carrying a human headbone. Being frightened by the observers the ghost departed into the night. Lots of folks who live here declare this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long dead York local. No matter what, this ghost undoubtedly is creepy; one that any normal person wouldn't wish to run into.
The ghost of a lady with a bag tied around her head was observed strolling through a York neighborhood burial ground. When distinguished the ghost came close to the viewer who then ran away.
A sizeable bloodcurdling ghost has regularly been noticed attempting to conceal a body in Bell Marsh before sunrise. Regardless of what people utter, this is a horrible phantom that should be avoided.
The ghost of a young gentleman in a confederate uniform is frequently noticed flying across The Basin after midnight. One thing is for certain, it's a frightening ghost that is rather not disrupted.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been spotted on many instances thinking by Bald Head Cliff.
The ghost of a bum
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can regularly be noticed terrifying people down a deserted road next to York after midnight. People who have made out this ghost claim this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while passing through York many years ago.
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Ghost Sightings From York
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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