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An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn was observed looking irritably at the watcher by Palmer Deadwater.
A female with her head and right arm and left leg removed was distinguished on a dark night floating by on Angus Brook. The watcher escaped when he made out the phantom. Scores of local residents assert this ghost may be a celebrated days gone by native of Wytopitlock.
The ghost of a guy grasping a bloody machete has frequently been spotted scraping out a hollow up on the apex of Beech Hill. Locals here who have observed this phantom assert this phantom is probably the undead phantom of a person who used to dwell here in Wytopitlock. Regardless of what, it is in all certainty a frightening phantom that you wouldn't want to come across late at night.
A soldier's uniform walking about devoid of a body in it is repeatedly spotted heading a conducted exploration of Clay Bluff to a collection of ghosts on a dark night.
A gigantic finch has supposedly been distinguished on frequent occasions in a house in Wytopitlock.
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Ghost Sightings From Wytopitlock
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
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