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These are some lies we made up about Winter Harbor.
An alien from another galaxy is known to have been seen on a few occasions striding through a building close to Winter Harbor.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy has repeatedly been perceived after midnight checking out Abijah Ledge in detail. Local people allege that this ghost is the undead soul of a long departed Winter Harbor local resident.
A massive chamois is frequently observed by Ravens Nest shouting at the viewer to beat it.
An extraterrestrial has supposedly been witnessed on one or two occasions by The Heath tossing stones.
The ghost of a silver-miner may repeatedly be witnessed strolling through a Winter Harbor vicinity cemetery. In any case, it undoubtedly is a creepy ghost that any sane person wouldn't want to encounter.
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Ghost Sightings From Winter Harbor
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Ghost Sightings From Winter Harbor
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
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