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These are some lies we made up about Windham.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter may often be perceived staring at an old man slumbering on a couch in a mobile home in Windham.
A female with a fairly see-through body may be observed repeatedly smoking a pipe in a wooden boat on Collins Pond.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has from time to time been seen verbalizing into the thin air in Baker Brook. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a chilling spirit that you wouldn't want to run into before dawn.
An enormous mandrill has purportedly been observed on one or two instances looking down into the water at Brown Cove very late at night.
A very large skunk can occasionally be witnessed swallowing water from Dundee Falls before dawn.
A space invader from another planet was perceived at Dundee Pond Dam around midnight weeping.
The phantom of a guy sporting an army outfit came into sight on the highest spot of Adams Hill around midnight looking
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at the sight. When distinguished the ghost approached the bystander who then ran away.
A large chilling monster was made out ascending out of Allen Bog covered in dirty water before dawn.
An alien appeared late at night scrutinizing Shad Gully in detail.
A huge gopher was made out in a grocery store in the Windham vicinity.
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medieval armor lacking a person inside has often been noticed trying on a jacket in a Windham home. In any case, it indisputably is a creepy phantom that any sensible person would not want to encounter.
Nicolaus Copernicus is regularly perceived creeping out of a drain hole on a Windham lane very late at night.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer has allegedly been noticed on a small number of occasions playing an accordion in a Windham mobile home.
The phantom of a female with a bag bound around her head can repeatedly be seen quite near the entrance to Bradbury Mountain State Park looking frightening.
A giant guanaco has from time to time been made out in a Windham school very late at night marching the hallways.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy is once in a while made out in a mirror in a Windham residence; the ghost was solely visible in the mirror.
A Pterodactyl is rumored to have been distinguished on many occasions in a residence next to Windham.
A colossal zebu may every
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so often be made out in a Windham area supermarket, wandering the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Windham
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Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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