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These are some lies we made up about West Paris.
A gargantuan dromedary came into sight pacing through a West Paris neighborhood graveyard.
A space man from another part of the galaxy was perceived by Berry Ledge downing blood from a mug.
The ghost of a man wearing a soldier's uniform came into view trying to locate a bag in the center of Andrews Brook. The ghost reacted to the onlooker.
The armor of a medieval knight without a human being inside was spotted enjoying the surroundings at Bryant Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. When the ghost was seen it vanished into the air. Any which way, this is an intimidating ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to run into.
A medusa has often been distinguished smoking a pipe in Snow Falls Gorge before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From West Paris
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Ghost Sightings From West Paris
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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