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These are some lies we made up about Westbrook.
A gargantuan crow may repeatedly be observed on the water's edge of Presumpscot River Reservoir carving a cavity.
A decapitated woman can be noticed very frequently devastating a shoe by The Heath.
The Ugly Duckling has now and then been witnessed by Anderson Brook trying to find a book.
An alien is now and then noticed staring at the water by Clark Pond Dam before dawn.
An enormous dingo is rumored to have been noticed on a few occasions trying to locate an object by a parked Pontiac in a Westbrook parking lot at night.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world was noticed reading a magazine down next to Mallison Falls around midnight.
A colossal alligator came into view in a Westbrook area clothing store, strolling the aisles.
The ghost of an 11 feet high enormous person came into sight hauling a human headbone in Back Cove Historic District late in the night. This particular ghost has been seen repeatedly in
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this neighborhood.
A Chupacabra was observed howling up on Allie Hawks Hill.
A massive argali was observed gazing down into the water at Back Cove after midnight.
An extremely large boar has regularly been seen attempting to grasp something before dawn by a vending machine in Westbrook.
A colossal bighorn is repeatedly made
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out sitting at a coffee table in a Westbrook flat pondering.
The ghost of an adolescent girl is rumored to have been seen on one or two occasions being carried by a pony by the side of a highway in the neighborhood of Westbrook.
An alien from outer space can regularly be seen looking scary in Bradbury Mountain State Park by the ranger station.
A figure with a skeleton face dressed in murky robes may be seen very frequently pacing through a building next to Westbrook.
Christopher Columbus has now and then been spotted at a pay phone in Westbrook making a telephone call.
A giant burro is now and then witnessed marching through a Westbrook vicinity graveyard.
A giant chamois has been said to have been noticed on frequent occasions being in a neglected manor in Westbrook.
An alien may now and then be spotted standing by a secluded road next to Westbrook.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object has regularly been distinguished in a building in Westbrook.
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Ghost Sightings From Westbrook
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Ghost Sightings From Westbrook
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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