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The Mothman can often be witnessed around midnight hurrying after a passing Jeep on a murky highway in the neighborhood of Waterville.
A feminine person can be witnessed very often in the rear seat of a Chevy by the driver spotting the spirit in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight. Many folks who live here declare this phantom is that of a local resident who had a house here in Waterville before the present. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an intimidating spirit that is preferably not disturbed.
A massive bear has every now and then been witnessed watering plants in the side garden of a house in Waterville.
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Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
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