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These are some lies we made up about Waterford.
The phantom of a delivery man has allegedly been spotted on a few occasions trying to grab something at Hall Pond Dam before sunrise.
A space alien from another galaxy can be seen over and over again flashing a lamp in Courthouse Square before dawn.
A man's body having the head of a pig is every so often made out looking at a guy sleeping in a bed in a house in Waterford. It has been claimed that this precise ghost is that of a local person who dwelled here in Waterford some time ago.
The Wizard of Oz has supposedly been seen on one or two occasions heaving chunks of concrete into the flowing water at Bird Brook in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal sheep has frequently been spotted calling out people's names up on the highest spot of Allen Hill.
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Ghost Sightings From Waterford
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Ghost Sightings From Waterford
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
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