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These are some lies we made up about Van Buren.
A female with worms crawling out of her nostrils has been observed on numerous instances gazing at the vista from the pinnacle of Reservoir Hill late at night. A person who lives here alleges that this spirit is most likely the tormented spirit of a local person who used to dwell here in Van Buren. No matter what people exclaim, it's a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet at the stroke of midnight.
William Shakespeare may frequently be observed looking at the water by Old Water Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours.
A gargantuan leopard can be noticed frequently by Caniba Brook reasoning.
The Mothman has every so often been observed at a coin operated phone in Van Buren using the telephone.
The ghost of a strapped up lady is once in a while witnessed staggering through a Van Buren vicinity churchyard. One of the locals definitely declares that this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long dead Van Buren person who lived here. Whichever
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way, it is certainly a creepy spirit that any sane person wouldn't wish to come across.
A space alien from Mars has supposedly been spotted on numerous occasions pointing at the onlooker along a deserted highway near Van Buren late in the night.
A lady with the head of a leprechaun can every so often be spotted near the entrance to Aroostook State Park looking crossly at the bystander.
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Ghost Sightings From Van Buren
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Ghost Sightings From Van Buren
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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