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These are some lies we made up about Topsfield.
An enormous tiger came into sight up on Farrow Mountain looking scary.
A space invader was spotted looking at The High Bluffs late in the night.
A drifting spirit has often been perceived in the early morning hours before sunrise scrambling out of Deadman Bog soaked in slime.
A giant newt is regularly seen hurling stones into the flowing water at Bailey Brook in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A huge waterbuck is rumored to have been perceived on a small number of occasions staring over Bradford Valley at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Topsfield
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Ghost Sightings From Topsfield
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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