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These are some lies we made up about Sumner.
An alien from planet Saturn has purportedly been distinguished on many occasions struggling to snatch something up on Allen Mountain.
An enormous mongoose may now and then be observed near the waterfront at Little Concord Pond reflecting.
A big scary giant has often been noticed studying Snow Falls Gorge in detail late in the night.
A space alien from outer space is frequently witnessed chucking pieces of wood into the flowing water at Andrews Brook late at night.
A gargantuan buffalo has supposedly been distinguished on several instances stopping by Berry Ledge in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Sumner
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Ghost Sightings From Sumner
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
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