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These are some lies we made up about Stonington.
A military outfit marching around without a body in it has now and then been distinguished appearing menacing after midnight by a road sign in Stonington. In any case, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of a civil war fighter is sometimes made out staring furiously at the witness by Labrador Swamp.
The ghost of a man having demonic signs etched into his leg has purportedly been perceived on a few instances shouting at the eye witness to stay away down beside the water at Allen Cove.
The ghost of a train driver can occasionally be distinguished at Inner Harbor late in the night taking pleasure in the scenery. If you talk to the residents, this spirit takes pleasure in terrifying unwise people who come looking for spirits in Stonington.
The martian commander of a UFO has often been made out digging a hole among the bushes of Crockett Cove Woods.
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Ghost Sightings From Stonington
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Ghost Sightings From Stonington
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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