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These are some lies we made up about Standish.
A lady with a semi see-through body can frequently be observed on the highest spot of Allie Hawks Hill at midnight staring at the vista. One thing's for sure, it's undeniably a bloodcurdling ghost that should be shunned.
An alien voyager from another solar system can be perceived time and again in the backseat of a car by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
A space invader from deep space has sometimes been spotted looking in the center of Anderson Brook.
A giant guanaco is once in a while seen glugging down water from Dundee Falls on a dark night.
An Anchisaurus is rumored to have been perceived on numerous occasions pulling up weeds in the side yard of a residence in Standish.
The phantom of a guy in a police outfit may every so often be seen by a person hunting in a forest right next door to Standish. In any event, this spirit undoubtedly is chilling; one that is rather
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not disturbed.
The spirit of an old gentleman with a large white mustache has frequently been seen in Shad Gully in the early morning hours scaring people. Regardless of what, this is a horrible ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet in the early morning hours.
A very large platypus is frequently witnessed bass fishing from the shore of
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Collins Pond late at night.
A female with a spear sticking out of her head has purportedly been spotted on a few occasions by The Heath appearing menacing. A lot of folks who live here claim this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying unwise folks who come seeking ghosts in Standish.
The Ugly Duckling may often be seen gazing irritably at the viewer in Cumberland Mills Historic District at the stroke of midnight.
A colossal puma may be seen often by Cumberland Dam before sunrise staring at the water.
The martian crew member of a UFO has once in a while been made out having a seat in a chair in a home in Standish.
The ghost of a lady with a plastic bag tied around her head is known to have been spotted on one or two occasions annihilating a bag by a streetlight in Standish. People here claim that this ghost may be the spirit of a resident who died here in Standish some time ago.
A gargantuan alpaca was seen in Bradbury Mountain State Park at the ranger station glugging down blood from a container.
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Ghost Sightings From Standish
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Ghost Sightings From Standish
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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