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These are some lies we made up about Stacyville.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship materialized by Blackwell Bog gripping a cranium.
A lady's body with a skunk's head was made out on the pinnacle of Ash Hill late in the night glancing at the sight. The arrival of the bystander scared the spirit who then vanished.
A moderately decayed human dead body was noticed drifting along Bear Brook on a dark night. The eye witness got scared and ran away. Scores of residents say this ghost is that of a local resident who existed here in Stacyville before the present. In any event, this is a bad ghost that is better not upset.
An ET from planet Saturn has often been seen in a mirror in a Stacyville mobile home; the ghost was only visible in the mirror.
A space alien from the cosmos is regularly distinguished searching for a bag underneath a parked car in a Stacyville parking lot on a dark night.
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If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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