South Portland   These are some lies we made up about South Portland. The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has once in a while been noticed watching movies in a South Portland living room on a dark night. An enormous springbok is every so often observed at Clark Pond Dam on a dark night carving a crater.      A fairly decomposed human body has purportedly been witnessed on a few instances gazing at the panorama from the apex of Barren Hill before dawn. An ET from the Moon can now and then be observed browsing through trash container on a South Portland residential street. An ET from another planet was distinguished dragging a cadaver over the grass in Back Cove Historic District before dawn. A space invader showed up hanging in the air like a cloud in South Portland.   More Lies About South Portland On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From South Portland Submit a lie about South Portland, Maine: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Maine Fun things to do in and near South Portland.   Maine River & Sea Charters,  Fishing Trips, South Portland, , 3 miles away Joker's 2,  Mini Golf, Portland, 4 miles away Westport Bowling Lanes,  Bowling, Westbrook, 4 miles away Yankee Lanes,  Bowling, Portland, 5 miles away Victory Lane Indoor Karting,  Go Karts, Portland, 5 miles away Colonial Bowling Center,  Bowling, Westbrook, 5 miles away Maine Fishing Charters,  Fishing Trips, Scarborough, , 5 miles away Maine Indoor Karting,  Go Karts, Scarborough, 5 miles away Pirates Island,  Mini Golf, Old Orchard Beach, 8 miles away Fun 1,  Amusement Park, Old Orchard Beach, 8 miles away Other untruthful towns near South Portland, Maine: Portland, Maine, 3 miles away Cape Elizabeth, Maine, 4 miles away Scarborough, Maine, 6 miles away Westbrook, Maine, 6 miles away Falmouth, Maine, 6 miles away Peaks Island, Maine, 7 miles away Old Orchard Beach, Maine, 9 miles away Cumberland Foreside, Maine, 9 miles away Bailey Island, Maine, 10 miles away Cumberland Center, Maine, 10 miles away Long Island, Maine, 10 miles away Ghost Sightings From South Portland