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The ghost of an aged woman hauling a rifle has frequently been witnessed snooping in mailboxes very late at night in South Paris.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship is repeatedly distinguished trying to utter something by Bird Brook.
An alien from Jupiter can regularly be witnessed in Courthouse Square around midnight flashing a light.
The ghost of a waitress has every so often been witnessed playing a tune on a guitar in a South Paris mobile home.
A space invader from deep space is sometimes seen in a mirror in a South Paris house; the phantom was solely to be seen in the mirror.
A gargantuan finch has allegedly been perceived on several occasions appearing creepy at Bisco Falls before sunrise.
A big scary beast can once in a while be spotted on the top of Allen Hill in the early morning hours watching the vista.
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Ghost Sightings From South Paris
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
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