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These are some lies we made up about South China.
An ET from Venus can frequently be made out gazing down into the water at Killdeer Point on a dark night.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing a soldier's outfit can be seen often at China Lake Dam in the early morning hours enjoying the panorama. Whatever people articulate, this ghost unquestionably is creepy; one that any sensible person wouldn't wish to run into.
A space man from space has from time to time been noticed in Green Valley Park at night burning a book.
The armor of a medieval knight devoid of a human inside has allegedly been observed on a handful of instances looking for a glove by Emery Swamp. Anyhow, this is an intimidating ghost that should be left alone.
A semi translucent gentleman dressed as the skipper of a craft can sometimes be perceived by a person fishing by a lake in the vicinity of South China.
Frankenstein's Monster has often been witnessed smoking a cigar up on the pinnacle of Cook Hill.
A space invader is often distinguished at Brann Brook at midnight tossing chunks of concrete into the flow.
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Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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