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These are some lies we made up about Scarborough.
A decapitated gentleman has every so often been made out in a Scarborough secondary school before dawn striding the hallways. Nevertheless, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that is better not disturbed.
An extremely large rabbit is every so often observed at Beaver Brook on a dark night throwing pebbles into the stream.
An extremely large aoudad has been spotted on many instances carrying a human cranium up on the peak of Blue Point Hill.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system can occasionally be distinguished in a mirror in a Scarborough mobile home; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror.
An ET from another world has frequently been spotted looking in Bar Ledge late at night.
A woman with her head chopped off is often noticed struggling to grab something at Back Shore. One of the locals determinedly asserts that this ghost may very well be a well-known former time inhabitant of Scarborough.
An extraterrestrial
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can regularly be noticed at the water at Checkly Point reasoning.
A military uniform wandering around devoid of a body in it has every now and then been spotted redistributing orbs about in Aquaboggan Park at night. Some of the people who live in this town say this phantom is the struggling spirit of a long departed Scarborough local.
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martian voyager from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been witnessed on frequent instances in a residence close to Scarborough.
The spirit of a gravely charred lady was made out appearing chilling down at the waterfront at Presumpscot River Reservoir. When the witness became visible the phantom escaped.
The ghost of a guy with words carved into his foot became visible by Phillips Spring in the early morning hours staring angrily at the viewer. The appearance of the bystander frightened the ghost who then vanished. In any case, it is in all certainty a menacing ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across late in the night.
The ghost of an awfully mangled huntsman dragging a dead bear showed up looking at the water by Cataract Dam before dawn. The spirit talked about revenging a murder. It's been declared that this specific spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was killed while passing through Scarborough before the present. No matter what, this is an unlikable ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to encounter.
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space alien from outer space was seen in The Heath in the early morning hours struggling to dump a corpse.
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Ghost Sightings From Scarborough
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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