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These are some lies we made up about Sanford.
An ET from space has sometimes been perceived dispatching a package at a Sanford post office.
The spirit of a lady with half her head lost has allegedly been spotted on numerous occasions swallowing fuel from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Sanford.
A very large burro can once in a while be noticed at Bauneg Beg Pond Dam very late at night reading a tabloid.
A person with a skeleton face in murky robes has regularly been spotted in a sail boat on Bauneg Beg Pond grasping a cranium.
A Tyrannosaurus has allegedly been seen on a small number of instances in Alfred Historic District in the early morning hours before sunrise sobbing.
A gargantuan hippopotamus can regularly be made out articulating into the air as if somebody besides was near.
A drifting ghost may be made out frequently on the peak of Abbott Hill late at night looking at the sight. Residents who have distinguished this ghost argue this ghost loves terrifying
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foolhardy folks who dare to interrupt the quiet in Sanford. Regardless of what, it's undeniably a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The phantom of a jetliner pilot has sometimes been observed walking a Saint Bernard at midnight on a murky Sanford residential street.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack holding a sizeable
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axe is occasionally observed among the trees of Massabesic Experimental Forest pondering. No matter what people articulate, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that should be avoided.
A menacing skeleton can once in a while be noticed in the center of Bog Brook redistributing orbs about.
An alien was observed peeping through mobile home windows in Sanford before dawn.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves emerged in Crescent Beach State Park quite near the park headquarters pointing at the watcher.
A shining human figure was spotted rummaging around in garbage cans on a Sanford avenue. The onlooker ran away immediately after he set eyes on the phantom. A local resident declares that this ghost likes scaring unwise people who come searching for ghosts in Sanford.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft became visible heaving pebbles right by Boston Harbor Islands National Recreation Area.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world was spotted floating in the air like a blimp
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Ghost Sightings From Sanford
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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