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These are some lies we made up about Salsbury Cove.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has purportedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions in Eno Pines at the stroke of midnight climbing a giant tree.
Plato can every now and then be made out at Lamoine Beach going for a night-time swim.
A huge dromedary is frequently perceived late in the night climbing out of Fresh Meadow drenched in filth.
An alien has been distinguished on one or two instances soaring over Gilmore Meadow in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of an adolescent girl may often be seen stacking rocks by The Bluffs. Locals assert that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while passing through Salsbury Cove long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Salsbury Cove
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Ghost Sightings From Salsbury Cove
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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