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These are some lies we made up about Saint Albans.
An martian tourist from outer space is once in a while distinguished at Black Stream very late at night tossing pieces of wood into the flowing water.
The ghost of an elderly female carrying a rifle is rumored to have been spotted on frequent instances browsing through garbage container on a Saint Albans lane.
An alien from outer space may once in a while be perceived hanging in the air like a cloud in Saint Albans.
The ghost of a flight attendant has often been observed gazing at the vista from the pinnacle of Bunker Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise. In any case, it is in all certainty a bloodcurdling phantom that is rather not upset.
A massive jackal is frequently made out at Higgins Brook Dam late in the night looking at the surroundings.
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Ghost Sightings From Saint Albans
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Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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