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These are some lies we made up about Rockport.
A giant lynx has regularly been made out watching cable in a Rockport living room before dawn.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy is frequently perceived searching through trash cans on a Rockport street.
A space alien has supposedly been distinguished on a small number of instances at Laite Memorial Beach on a dark night staring at the waves down next to the water.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another part of the galaxy can regularly be observed facing the watcher in Brewster Point Ledge before sunrise.
The Abominable Snowman has now and then been distinguished hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Rockport.
An enormous mandrill is occasionally distinguished looking at the view at Chickawaukie Pond Dam very late at night.
An ET from planet Saturn has been noticed on frequent instances chucking rocks in Breakwater and Marie Reed Park in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Rockport
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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