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These are some lies we made up about Rockland.
The phantom of a youthful female wearing a bloody wedding dress was witnessed at Chickawaukie Pond Dam before dawn twinkling a lamp. Panic stricken by the observers the spirit faded away into the night. In any event, this is an unfriendly ghost that should be stayed away from.
A beheaded female was spotted on the peak of Bear Hill late at night watching the scenery. This exact ghost has been witnessed time and again in this location. No matter what, it's a scary ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter in the early morning hours.
The ghost of an 11 foot enormous man was distinguished in Breakwater and Marie Reed Park in the early morning hours before sunrise pulling a cadaver over the grass. There are several accounts with reference to this phantom in the area. Whatever folks say, it is indisputably a chilling phantom that any wise person wouldn't want to come across.
The extraterrestrial commander of a UFO is often made out in a mobile home in Rockland.
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enormous grizzly bear can often be made out turning toward the observer by The Bog.
The ghost of a female with half her head missing may be observed repeatedly drifting along on Branch Brook at night.
An enormous hyena has every so often been distinguished in a Rockland flat.
A character with a skeleton face having on dark robes
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has been made out on a small number of instances appearing in a mirror.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos can once in a while be perceived near the water at Ash Point flinging bricks.
A drifting spirit has regularly been distinguished mounding rocks at the waterfront at Tolman Pond.
An alien from planet Jupiter has been observed on frequent occasions before sunrise exploring Ash Island Ledge in detail.
The ghost of an airline pilot may be perceived very often in the early morning hours chasing a passing Nissan on a gloomy road near Rockland. Anyway, this ghost unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
An alien from another solar system has occasionally been spotted raking leaves in the back garden of a trailer in Rockland.
An extremely large ox is sometimes witnessed by an old man fishing by a lake near Rockland.
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Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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