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These are some lies we made up about Raymond.
An martian traveler from space was noticed in a Raymond residence.
A gigantic hartebeest has repeatedly been made out pulling a corpse from the chilly water of Ai Brook before dawn.
The phantom of a lady with demonic signs engraved into her forehead is regularly distinguished going wild down beside the water at Bettys Neck. No matter what folks utter, this spirit certainly is frightening; one that is rather not disrupted.
A Tyrannosaurus has been noticed on frequent occasions in the early morning hours before sunrise exploring Upper Narrows in detail.
A gargantuan hog may repeatedly be spotted obliterating a photo up on Adams Hill.
A lady with worms crawling out of her ears can be made out frequently looking for a book on the shore of Coffee Pond.
The phantom of a tied up woman has occasionally been witnessed by Eel Weir Dam around midnight looking at the water. It's been declared that this particular ghost is probably the tormented ghost of a resident who used to have a house here in Raymond. Anyhow, this is an unlikable spirit that you do not want to bump into at midnight.
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Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
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