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These are some lies we made up about Pownal.
Christopher Columbus can from time to time be spotted in an apartment in Pownal.
A space alien from another galaxy was spotted in Bradbury Mountain State Park before dawn dragging a corpse across the dirt.
The ghost of a mail carrier came into sight twinkling a lamp in Bradbury Mountain State Park by the park headquarters. Numerous sightings of this ghost have been reported.
The martian mechanic of a UFO was seen observing the scenery from the apex of Bibber Hill at the stroke of midnight.
A female figure came into view by Lauraffe Ledge calling out people's names. This ghost is exceptionally active in this vicinity; there have been many additional reports of this individual ghost.
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Ghost Sightings From Pownal
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Ghost Sightings From Pownal
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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