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The ghost of a grower wearing a worn hat is regularly distinguished in Back Cove Historic District before dawn staring wrathfully at the eye witness.

A space man from space is known to have been distinguished on one or two instances at Back Cove at night staring down into the water.

A young-looking girl having on a blood-splattered wedding gown may often be perceived slurping water from Presumpscot Falls very late at night. A lot of locals argue this ghost is the stressed soul of a long departed Portland resident.
A woman with a blue-green face may be witnessed frequently scooping out an opening by the side of a deserted highway outside Portland late in the night. Folks here who have distinguished this spirit assert this spirit is that of a local person who dwelled here in Portland some decades ago. Well, it's a frightening ghost that any rational person wouldn't want to meet.

The alien captain of a flying saucer has sometimes been noticed standing by a deserted road in close proximity to Portland.

An alien tourist from another solar system is occasionally distinguished riding on a bike on a gloomy highway near Portland.

A space alien from space has been said to have been noticed on a small number of occasions in an apartment in Portland.

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