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These are some lies we made up about Poland.
A space invader from Mars was witnessed sitting at the dining table in a Poland building.
Aladdin emerged in a wild zone right next door to Poland.
A space invader from outer space came into sight staring at the water by Estes Bog Dam around midnight.
A gigantic doe was noticed screaming names of people in the middle of Bog Brook.
A very large rabbit was witnessed appearing chilling by Brandy Bog.
A giant reptile has regularly been observed looking crossly at the eye witness up on the apex of Mount Apatite.
A very large ewe is regularly distinguished by the water at Potash Cove howling at the bystander to leave.
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Ghost Sightings From Poland
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Ghost Sightings From Poland
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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