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These are some lies we made up about Oxford.
A lady with her head and both arms removed may be noticed very frequently around midnight going to see Nutting Ledge. It has been claimed that this individual ghost is most likely the tormented ghost of a local who used to dwell here in Oxford.
A space alien has every now and then been seen at Rayville Dam on a dark night taking in the panorama.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space is now and then distinguished up on Allen Hill trashing a map.
An enormous chamois has allegedly been distinguished on several occasions attempting to hide a cadaver in Bearce Bog at midnight.
An alien from planet Mercury has often been seen late in the night flying over Jugtown Plain.
A dinosaur is regularly distinguished in Oxford Plains Speedway late at night smoking a pipe.
A space alien from space has purportedly been observed on numerous occasions staring down into the water at Abrams Point in the early morning hours.
A space alien
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may frequently be observed taking a rest in a chair in a residence in Oxford.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy has sometimes been seen at Burgess Brook at night hurling rocks into the flowing water.
An enormous chimpanzee is once in a while perceived striding from building to building around midnight on an Oxford street.
A massive zebu has purportedly been noticed on several occasions browsing through a refrigerator in the kitchen of an Oxford mobile home after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Oxford
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Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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