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These are some lies we made up about Orono.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space has regularly been observed glugging down regular unleaded from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Orono.
A space alien from another solar system is rumored to have been seen on a handful of occasions hurling pieces of wood in Alumni Stadium in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial can often be spotted talking into the air as if someone else was nearby.
A massive addax can be witnessed frequently up on Bangor Hill drinking blood from a glass.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship has occasionally been seen walking a Cocker Spaniel before sunrise on a murky Orono lane.
An extremely large rat is now and then distinguished in a motor boat on Blackman Stream consuming a melon.
A partly decayed human dead body is known to have been spotted on frequent instances in Penobscot Experimantal Forest late in the night chain-sawing down a towering
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tree.
A gigantic baboon was seen smoking a cigar by Birch Stream.
An martian traveler from another solar system came into sight conversing into the air by Caribou Bog.
A space alien from Mars became visible by Bangor Dam at the stroke of midnight staring at the water.
A space alien from outer space was seen watching cable
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in an Orono living room on a dark night.
The alien captain of a flying saucer was observed going through trash container on an Orono avenue.
A female on fire, grasping a petroleum tank has frequently been spotted on an Orono street late at night. In any case, this is an unpleasant phantom that is better not messed with.
The spirit of a young-looking air force pilot is regularly perceived hanging in the air like a blimp in Orono. Regardless of what, it's a frightening ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter around midnight.
A space alien from Venus has purportedly been observed on several occasions in a hardware store in the Orono area.
A space alien from space may frequently be observed rearranging orbs about in Camden Hills State Park right by the park headquarters.
A young-looking girl dressed in a blood-splattered wedding dress may be noticed frequently screaming names in Acadia National Park near the park headquarters. Locals declare that this ghost may well be a well-known days gone by resident of Orono.
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Ghost Sightings From Orono
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Ghost Sightings From Orono
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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