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These are some lies we made up about Old Orchard Beach.
An ET from another part of the galaxy may repeatedly be observed staggering through a mobile home in Old Orchard Beach.
The Ugly Duckling may be witnessed often hiding a cadaver by a large rock in Aquaboggan Park on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial has from time to time been noticed fishing from the shore of Long Pond very late at night.
The spirit of a young man having on a confederate uniform is every now and then made out up on Blue Point Hill smoking a pipe.
The ghost of a street bum can now and then be seen drifting by on Beaver Brook late in the night.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship was seen seeking someone near Phillips Spring in the early morning hours.
An extremely large porcupine appeared carrying a skull in Bar Ledge in the early morning hours.
The phantom of an old witch was seen beside the water at Back Bay shouting. This specific ghost has been witnessed often in this place.
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If you listen to the people who live here, this phantom is the struggling spirit of an old Old Orchard Beach resident.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter showed up looking at the water by Bradley-Springs Island Dam at the stroke of midnight.
William Shakespeare was spotted going for a midnight dip at Back Shore.
A giant dormouse
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was distinguished being carried by a horse down a highway near Old Orchard Beach.
A lady's body with a lizard's head has regularly been observed frightening folks by Great Heath.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy is frequently made out pacing through a mobile home in the vicinity of Old Orchard Beach.
A partly decomposed human body is rumored to have been witnessed on many occasions in a phone booth in Old Orchard Beach making a phone call. According to what the folks who live here declare, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while traveling through Old Orchard Beach before the present.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship can frequently be made out pacing through an Old Orchard Beach neighborhood churchyard.
An extraterrestrial traveler from deep space has sometimes been witnessed right by Bradbury Mountain State Park going wild.
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Ghost Sightings From Old Orchard Beach
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
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