Old Orchard Beach

 
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A space man from another solar system may be spotted very frequently slurping gas from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Old Orchard Beach.

An ET has every now and then been distinguished walking a Pit Bull at the stroke of midnight on a shady Old Orchard Beach residential street.
    
A colossal alpaca has purportedly been seen on many instances staring through flat windows in Old Orchard Beach in the early morning hours.

A very large ferret can occasionally be observed watching TV in an Old Orchard Beach living room at the stroke of midnight.

An martian vacationer from another galaxy has frequently been observed in Aquaboggan Park late at night burying a cadaver by a large rock.

A giant marmoset is frequently perceived down by the water at Long Pond crying.
 

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