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An extremely large springbok materialized in the early morning hours gazing across Lexington Flats.

The phantom of a female with a cross cut into her head was seen mid stream in Alder Brook shouting people's names. Numerous folks in the neighborhood have had equivalent events with the same ghost.

Johann Sebastian Bach was noticed on the summit of Bald Mountain around midnight gazing at the panorama.
    
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object has regularly been seen staring crossly at the bystander by The Ledges.

A huge turtle is frequently distinguished looking at the water by Abbott Brook Dike after midnight.

 

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