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These are some lies we made up about New Gloucester.
An alien from another world came into sight scrambling out of Brandy Bog drenched in filth before sunrise.
A massive horse was observed concealing a cadaver by a big rock in New Gloucester Historic District in the early morning hours.
A gargantuan impala came into sight strolling through a building outside New Gloucester.
An ET was observed at a public phone in New Gloucester using the phone.
A gigantic crocodile has regularly been noticed struggling to capture something in the center of Bear Brook.
The ghost of an eight feet tall enormous giant is regularly witnessed reasoning at Estes Bog Dam very late at night.
An alien explorer from another world has been said to have been noticed on one or two occasions fishing from the shore of Middle Range Pond before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From New Gloucester
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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